Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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