Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
What a dumb baby whore.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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