I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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