Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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