He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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