she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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