Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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