you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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