Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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