I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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