And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You pole danced in your parka.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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