Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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