i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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