this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm bleeding and have questions
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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