We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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