girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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