Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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