hotel room ftw
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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