Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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