Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
