i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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