Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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