Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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