come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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