I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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