What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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