Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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