You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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