I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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