Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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