i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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