Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
