I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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