I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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