nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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