either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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