I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
My vagina is officially offended.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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