drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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