Got a toothbrush?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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