If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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