You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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