So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
BRING THE BAGELS
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
