The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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