New game: find the sober person in Tbell
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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