if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Dear god my vagina.
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