i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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