PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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