who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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