google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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