what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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