is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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