Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
